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Math to fit your personal style
and unique students.

Life of Fred

... As Serious as It Needs to Be.

Life of Fred Mathematics

Life of Fred Goldfish

Life of Fred Goldfish teaches beginning mathematics
Life of Fred: Goldfish

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This book covers beginning mathematics including . . .

Unlike all other math programs, this one also teaches about:
• Tulip Mania
• Similes
• Being Pardoned Before Being Tried in 1974
• What Is Rarely on a Doll's Christmas List
• Don't Wave Your Money Around
• the Advanced Form of the Game of Which of These Is Not Like the Others
• Keeping Your Word
• Picking Your Friends and Your Spouse
• a Crocodile Smile
• What to Remember If You Smoke
• Comparative Forms of Adjectives
• Superlative Forms of Adjectives
• a Waning Moon
• People's Life Goals Are Different than Fish's Life Goals
• What Gets Venerated
• Four Countries That Are Nations of Immigrants
• How to Deal with a Duck Who Never Tells the Truth
• Lacrimal Glands
• Living in a City vs. Living in the Country
• Volume of a Fish Tank
• Anthropomorphizing Fish
• Plastic Aquarium Plants Don't Die
• Drawbacks to 180-gallon Fish Tanks
• Physical Work vs. Mental Work
• Tragedy of the Commons
• A Fish in a Tank vs. Coalback in Jail
• Talking to Your Goldfish
• Kingie's Favorite Composers
• Purchasing Foreign Products
• Protein and Calcium for Growth

The answers are included in the textbook.

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Life of Fred Goldfish is a hardcover textbook containing 128 pages. This book is not consumable. All answers are written on separate paper or in a notebook. It is designed to be read with the student.

Life of Fred Goldfish contains 19 lessons and is designed to take approximately one month to complete.